Which season and episode is this set of gifs from?
28 May 2015 @ 08:50 am
House: I don’t want to interview anyone else.
Cameron: You’re interviewing? I thought you’d just have them send a headshot along with their CV.
House: Hah. That’s good. And why I need you around. To keep me in my place. [He keeps trying to look into Cameron’s apartment. Heh.]
Cameron: I can’t come back, I told you that.
House: Wasn’t listening.
House: You want me to listen to you more? I can do that.
Cameron: Right. I already accepted a position somewhere else.
House: With who?
Cameron: Yule, at Jefferson.
House: Unaccept it.
House: Because Yule is boring. He’s pedantic and preachy. Because he’s short. Because I want you to come back.
Cameron: Not good enough.
House: Want more money? A car allowance, better parking space?
Cameron: Dinner. And not just a meal between two colleagues. A date.
House: You’ll come back to work if I go out on a date with you?
House: Okay, it’s a deal. [They shake on it.]
Cameron: See you tomorrow morning.
House: Don’t be late.
Cameron: I won’t. [She closes the door.]
27 May 2015 @ 09:41 am
House: Last Christmas party, Nurse Cutler handed you one of those little hotdogs. And you didn't thank her. Well that only happens when you're very, very intimate. The Mistake, S2
Cameron did things (like give him a coffee stirrer without him asking, for example) for House and he never thanked her. Interesting, huh?
25 May 2015 @ 05:55 am
Cameron: How’re you feeling?
Sebastian: A little weak.
Cameron: You’re having a good day. The symptoms will quickly focus more and more on your lungs, you’ll find it difficult to talk and eventually breathe at all.
Sebastian: I think I know what I have to look forward to.
Cameron: I know. I just came to ask if you’d be willing to accept any treatment.
Sebastian: Nah, if you’re trying to scare me into any –
Cameron: No. Palliative treatment, narcotics — Fentanyl patch, morphine drip — whatever it takes. We can make your last days fairly comfortable. And if you have another good day, maybe dinner.
Sebastian: [takes Cameron’s hand]Thank you. [House notices the cozy scene and decides to intervene.]
House: You want third-world treatment? [turns up the thermostat] You got it. Boy, is it hot here in Jani!
Cameron: What are you doing?
House: What am I doing? [He knocks all of Sebastian’s things off of the tray of the bed.] Putting everything on the floor of the hut. Uh oh, wicked magic box with the moving pictures!
Cameron: You think he’s a hypocrite?
House: [unplugging the TV] Hypocrite? No, everyone in Africa’s got cell phones or running water. [Speaking of cell phones, it just got dropped in the toilet. It’s a tight fit, though, so House prods it down the hole with his cane.] Hah, this thing just will not flush.
Sebastian: Do you really think that if you come in here and make it a little hot, make it smell a little, that I’m just going to fold and abandon everything that matters to me?
House: [wiping his cane on Sebastian’s blanket] Lousy sanitation over there, too. You are not the same as them; your life is not the same. And you are cheapening everything they’re going through by pretending you are.
Sebastian: I am the same, I’m not special.
House: You can’t demand to be treated like any third-world sick person and call a press conference!
Sebastian: They treat me special! That doesn’t mean I am! Now what kind of selfish jerk wouldn’t take advantage of that fact?
TB Or Not TB, S2